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description: <p>I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.</p><p>I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. Really. Once you get to know me you'll find out that I'm really a nice guy.</p><p>Honestly. </p>
Recent Episodes:
- 1: Give me your questions. Now. released on Sun, 01/06/2008 - 01:16
<p>I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.</p><p>Would you like to get to know more about me? I'm really a nice guy, underneath the terror, the tyranny, and the iron-fisted rule.</p><p>
- 4: Thermite Lollipops released on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 19:42
I answer two questions this week, because the first one honked me off. I mean, seriously, why does everybody keep asking if I have nuclear weapons?
- 3: Jedi Romance Tips released on Fri, 01/11/2008 - 04:50
This time I answer the age-old question "Are there any Jedi tricks to sway the ladies?"<br /><br />The answer is yes.
- 2: Death Star Design Flaws. released on Tue, 01/08/2008 - 16:12
In this episode I answer the question "Why did you build a flaw into the Death Stars?"
- 7: Cooking Ewoks released on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 23:36
<span>How does Palpatine like his Ewoks prepared? This question, and FIVE MORE, are answered in this very special -- and very awesome -- episode!</span>
- 6: Killing Darth Plaguis released on Wed, 01/30/2008 - 21:26
<p>This episode I answer the question "Why did you kill your master, Darth Plaguis, in his sleep rather than facing him like a man?" </p>
- 5: Is Tom Cruise a Sith Lord? released on Thu, 01/24/2008 - 16:36
I need to quash all the rumors, and clear this up once-and-for-all: Tom Cruise may be a whacko Scientologist, but he is NOT a Sith Lord.
- Ask Palpatine 11 - Cloning a Sith Army? released on Tue, 03/25/2008 - 23:42
<p>This week, the question is: "Why did you make your clone army using a bounty hunter, instead of a Sith?"</p><p>
- 10: The Colbert Report Interview released on Sat, 03/15/2008 - 03:01
Emperor Palpatine gets interviewed by Stephen Colbert!
- 9: Nine Questions released on Thu, 03/06/2008 - 08:19
This week, Palpatine answers nine viewer questions. Because he loves you that much.
- 8: How does Darth Vader use the bathroom? released on Sun, 02/17/2008 - 21:59
The answer to this question is fascinating. Seriously. You'll be surprised.
- 14: Making Time For You released on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 23:26
How do I find the time to do this show?
- 13: Time Travel released on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 02:56
Can you use the force to time travel?
- 12: Reading Your Mind released on Sun, 04/13/2008 - 04:47
After some time away, I answer the question: If I can read your minds, why do I need you to e-mail me questions?
- 15: The Sex Lives of Emperors released on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 03:16
<p>Two questions this week:</p><p>Have u ever had sex?</p><p>Are there any illegitimate sithlings running around? </p>
